Jokes On Wife & Hubby

by Roja on April 11, 2009, 02:54:03 AM
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Roja
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«Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 02:11:50 PM »
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

 Giggle
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jasbirsingh
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«Reply #31 on: August 02, 2009, 10:03:33 AM »
very nice sharing roja ji

jasbir singh
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Roja
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«Reply #32 on: August 02, 2009, 03:08:36 PM »
Thanks Jas ji and @kaash ji  Usual Smile
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javedarshad
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«Reply #33 on: August 02, 2009, 03:22:14 PM »
Roja ji

yeh bahut purana ho gya
naya kuch lain
padh padh ke hansi bhi band ho gayee
 hahahahaha
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«Reply #34 on: August 02, 2009, 03:30:21 PM »
Quote from: javedarshad on August 02, 2009, 03:22:14 PM
Roja ji

yeh bahut purana ho gya
naya kuch lain
padh padh ke hansi bhi band ho gayee
 hahahahaha
javed

Naya jab mujhe milega zarur yahan share karungi... Tab tak aap sab ke sab jokes padna zarur....  Winking
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Roja
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«Reply #35 on: August 03, 2009, 02:34:50 AM »
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye,

Waha ek lady ne hello kiya.

Wife ne puchha, kaun thi woh ?

Husband - Tum dimag kharab mat karo, mai pehle hi
pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchhegi.

 tongue3 tongue3
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«Reply #36 on: August 04, 2009, 03:01:26 PM »
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow

his wife  to drove his prize possession.. ..even to the grocery store which was a

few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning

her as she departed,  "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will

print your age!  tongue3
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jasbirsingh
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«Reply #37 on: August 04, 2009, 09:15:58 PM »
HAA HAA

VERY FUNNY JIII
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Roja
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«Reply #38 on: August 05, 2009, 06:51:15 AM »
Quote from: jasbirsingh on August 04, 2009, 09:15:58 PM
HAA HAA

VERY FUNNY JIII

Thanks for reading me  Usual Smile
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«Reply #39 on: August 08, 2009, 06:00:32 PM »
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«Reply #40 on: August 08, 2009, 07:26:34 PM »

The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured."

The psychologist explains:

"We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub."

"I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster."

"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug."
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«Reply #41 on: August 19, 2009, 04:48:41 PM »
Quote from: adil bechain on August 08, 2009, 06:00:32 PM
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Shukriya Adil ji  Usual Smile
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«Reply #42 on: August 19, 2009, 04:49:44 PM »
Quote from: jasbirsingh on August 08, 2009, 07:26:34 PM

The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, "How do you determine if a patient is cured."

The psychologist explains:

"We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub."

"I see," says the health minister, "the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster."

"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply pull the plug."


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #43 on: August 29, 2009, 10:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Roja on April 11, 2009, 03:01:56 AM
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "



good hai ji.....
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«Reply #44 on: August 29, 2009, 10:59:09 PM »

1 murgi market gyi or kaha: ek anda dena. shpkr: Ande ka kya krogi?




murgi:mere pati ne kaha hai k 2-3 rupye ki chiz k liye tum apna figure kharab mat karo.
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