Jokes On Wife & Hubby

by Roja on April 11, 2009, 02:54:03 AM
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Roja
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«Reply #60 on: September 24, 2009, 02:12:50 PM »
Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law -
Your product not meeting my requirments..


Smart father-in-law.:  Warranty expired manufacturer not responsible..!!

 Laughing hard Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #61 on: September 24, 2009, 02:34:18 PM »

Wife to husband : Uttho raat ke 2 baje he,

Husband to wife : Itni raat ko q uthaya

Wife to husband : Aapne neend ki goli nahi li .


 Giggle Giggle
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Roja
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«Reply #62 on: October 02, 2009, 02:13:52 AM »

Husband V/S Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #63 on: October 02, 2009, 02:14:53 AM »
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you Giggle
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Roja
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«Reply #64 on: October 02, 2009, 02:15:48 AM »
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.
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Roja
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«Reply #65 on: October 02, 2009, 02:16:29 AM »

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents
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Roja
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«Reply #66 on: October 02, 2009, 02:17:46 AM »
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?


Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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Roja
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«Reply #67 on: October 02, 2009, 02:18:23 AM »
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

Ans : Just forget it once and you will never forget it again tongue3
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«Reply #68 on: October 03, 2009, 06:46:34 AM »
Quote from: Roja on October 02, 2009, 02:18:23 AM
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

Ans : Just forget it once and you will never forget it again tongue3

wah wah, ye mast hia tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #69 on: October 11, 2009, 01:14:09 PM »
Quote from: {Angel} on October 03, 2009, 06:46:34 AM
wah wah, ye mast hia tongue3

haha yahan sirf tera hi comment aaya hai.. Lagta hai ladkon ko yeh joke kadvi sach laga  Laughing hard
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malli
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«Reply #70 on: January 31, 2010, 04:22:19 AM »
Quote from: @kaash on January 25, 2010, 11:01:45 AM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))grt jokes dear  Thumbs UP

Thanks @kaash ji
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malli
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«Reply #71 on: January 31, 2010, 04:23:26 AM »
Papa:Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Mein Baat Ki?


Pappu: Mujhe Pata Hai Ki Apko Jalan Ho Rahi Hi Kyonki Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte

 tongue3 tongue3
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malli
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«Reply #72 on: February 21, 2010, 02:57:08 PM »
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing. !!!!!!!!!



 Laughing hard Laughing hard
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malli
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«Reply #73 on: February 21, 2010, 02:58:54 PM »
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."!!!!!!!

 tongue3 tongue3
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«Reply #74 on: February 23, 2010, 09:33:51 AM »
Do u know why God created gaps between fingers? so that some who is very special to u comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever.
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