Jokes: Revolting Jokes in English 4 all ages. (cradle 2 graveyard)

by R.M. Dixit on November 21, 2010, 08:03:02 AM
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        1.   Jhony : Waiter waiter there is fly
                      in my Soup.

               Waiter: Need't worry Ssir, it has
                       washed its feet with bread roll.

         2.    Lady on
               Telephone:  Doctor doctor my hubby has swallowed
                           fountain pen.

               Doctor   :  Dont' worry, use the pencil untill               
                           I get there.

         3.    Teacher  :  What is that shocking City in the
                           World.   

               Student    :  Electri-City.

         4.    Teacher  to the student, why are you looking
                        out of the classroom towards that
                         Monkey while I am in the class.

         5.     Pintoo told   Chintu  in this restaurent,
                there in no Meenu.

                 Chintu : How do you know what is there to eat.?
  Laughing hard
                 Pintoo :  You look at the table cloths and guess.

         6.      Teacher :  What you will a room which has no door,
                            no window, no floor and no ceiling .?

                  Jerry  : Sir that will be called " Mushroom"             



 
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