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by suman59 on January 04, 2014, 06:30:26 PM
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पहला बच्चा - कल मैंने रॉकेट छोड़ा तो सीधा सूरज से
जा टकराया !

दूसरा बच्चा - क्या बात कर रहा है ? फिर
क्या हुआ ?

पहला बच्चा - फिर क्या ? मेरी पिटाई हुई …

दूसरा बच्चा – किसने मारा ?

पहला बच्चा – सूरज की मम्मी ने …
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«Reply #1 on: January 04, 2014, 06:33:11 PM »
Pappu Chup Ke Cigarette Pee
Raha Tha,
Tabhi Us Ke Papa Aa Gaye.
Pappu Ne Ghabrahat Mein,
Jaldi Se Cigarette Shirt Ki Jeb
Mein Chupa Li. Papa, Gusse Se: Kya Tum
Cigarette Pee Rahe
The?
Pappu: Nahin Toh.
Papa: Toh Phir Tumhari Shirt Se
Yeh Dhuwan Kyun Nikal Raha Hai?
Pappu: Papa Aap Ne Baat Hi
Dil Jalane Wali Ki Hai
Toh Dhuaan Toh Niklega Hi.
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«Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 06:39:32 PM »
Mumbai walon ki hoshiyary to dekho

Jaga Jaga Road per CCTV Cameras Lage huye hain

Aaj subha Police control Room me Ek Call Aayee

"SIR"

zara Mohammed Ali road wale camera me dekhna Suleman bhai ki Mithai ki dukan
khuli ya nahi??
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«Reply #3 on: January 04, 2014, 06:48:33 PM »
Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi scren wala
mobile liya
Pata hai Kyun..??

Nahin Pata??


Kyunki

wo dekhna chahta tha ke phone ON hone
par kaun 2 log hath milate hain.. Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #4 on: January 04, 2014, 08:15:13 PM »
good jokes
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«Reply #5 on: January 05, 2014, 01:02:42 AM »
sab achhe the par last wala jabarjast tha.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #6 on: January 05, 2014, 10:46:22 AM »
funny haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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«Reply #7 on: January 06, 2014, 07:31:16 PM »
Quote from: suman59 on January 04, 2014, 06:30:26 PM
पहला बच्चा - कल मैंने रॉकेट छोड़ा तो सीधा सूरज से
जा टकराया !

दूसरा बच्चा - क्या बात कर रहा है ? फिर
क्या हुआ ?

पहला बच्चा - फिर क्या ? मेरी पिटाई हुई …

दूसरा बच्चा – किसने मारा ?

पहला बच्चा – सूरज की मम्मी ने …


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #8 on: January 06, 2014, 07:33:16 PM »
Quote from: suman59 on January 04, 2014, 06:33:11 PM
Pappu Chup Ke Cigarette Pee
Raha Tha,
Tabhi Us Ke Papa Aa Gaye.
Pappu Ne Ghabrahat Mein,
Jaldi Se Cigarette Shirt Ki Jeb
Mein Chupa Li. Papa, Gusse Se: Kya Tum
Cigarette Pee Rahe
The?
Pappu: Nahin Toh.
Papa: Toh Phir Tumhari Shirt Se
Yeh Dhuwan Kyun Nikal Raha Hai?
Pappu: Papa Aap Ne Baat Hi
Dil Jalane Wali Ki Hai
Toh Dhuaan Toh Niklega Hi.

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kahaan kahaan se laare ho chunn chunnkar

 Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #9 on: January 06, 2014, 07:34:24 PM »
Quote from: suman59 on January 04, 2014, 06:39:32 PM
Mumbai walon ki hoshiyary to dekho

Jaga Jaga Road per CCTV Cameras Lage huye hain

Aaj subha Police control Room me Ek Call Aayee

"SIR"

zara Mohammed Ali road wale camera me dekhna Suleman bhai ki Mithai ki dukan
khuli ya nahi??



 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #10 on: January 06, 2014, 07:35:22 PM »
Quote from: suman59 on January 04, 2014, 06:48:33 PM
Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi scren wala
mobile liya
Pata hai Kyun..??

Nahin Pata??


Kyunki

wo dekhna chahta tha ke phone ON hone
par kaun 2 log hath milate hain.. Laughing hard Laughing hard


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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