jokes

All are not mine from FW. E-mails>>>

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're real lucky, mine's still alive."

Husband : U know dear, our son got his brain from me.
Wife : I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

It all depends on your perspective ...
An English professor wrote the words "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it correctly.

The male students wrote:
"Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The female students wrote:
"Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

good one

Very Good Pooja ji .

Ek mental dusre mental se:
Aladin ne charagh ghhisa to Jin nikla,
.. Tum ne kya kia?
dusra mental:
main hi to hun woh charagh ka Jin, charagh se nikalna koi asaan kaam hai.

aur tum ne kya kia pehle mental se:
chhodo yar Aladin mujhe hi to ragdta tha aur tum nikalte the.


LIFE....

apan ka hi banaya hua hai. Thanks

Thanks lovepreet ji, thanks Jaanasheen ji

Thanks, will write more new jokes.

Ziyada intazaar nahin karwaunga.