Jokes...........

A man wanted to how his wife's delivery was goin' on ..
By mistake he dailled the no. for Lord's Cricket Stadium instead of the no. for Lord's hospital ..
On the phone -
Man: How is it going on ??
Commentator: We got six out already & hope to get the rest out before lunch. The last two
were ducks ..



"You needn't worry 'bout the cost," soothed the doctor.
"Just pay Rs.2000 down & Rs.500 every month for the next 2 yrs."
"Sounds like buying a scooter," the patient commented.
"You're exactly right," the doctor assured him. "I am !!"






On the phone -
Robert: Is it the Principal speaking ??
Principal: Yes.
Robert: Robert of class 6 can't come to school today
as he is badly suffering from fever.
Principal: May I know who is speaking.
Robert: It is my father speaking.







A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how
she managed to call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their
surname !






"What makes u think that ur wife doesn't like u anymore ?"
"She bought me a deer-skin coat to wear when I go hunting."






"How did u make out in the fight with ur wife last evening ??"
"Ok. Why, before we were through she came crawling to me on her hands & knees."
"Yeah ? What did she say ??"
"Come out from under the bed, you coward."





Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha
tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se
baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai
pahunch gai.




Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the
road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming
back from the office




Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"
break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to
mar di....."





Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur
woh bhi ulte.





Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the,
achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, dusre ne pucha ki, "ulta kyon latka he",
Sardar bola, "oye side B gaa raha hun."





Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get
engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "What's ur phone no.?"