Jokes

by Funny_Soul on January 30, 2009, 08:57:12 AM
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!
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Sardar lost his cheque book :

Next day, goes to Bank manager to inform :

Manager says be careful any one can put your
signatures, chek daily with bank as our computers
are not working, I cant arrange for stop payments.

Sardar: Dont worry Manager ji, I have already signed
all cheques, so nobody can sign.
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Maths teacher was teaching
mathematical conversion :

If

1000 kgs = Ton

Then

4000 kgs = ?

Sardar: Ton Tana Ton Ton
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If You are in tension

Try Sex

It helps you to relax

Do you know how to do sex ??

Let me teach you.

S: Sleep.

E: Eat.

X: Xercise.

Dont always think dirty.
but if you are in tension try sex.
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If a Girl is Vomiting ?

Her parents asks ?

Kaun hai vo "KAMINA"
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If a boy vomits ?

Parents asks ?

Kameenay kahan pee kar aaya hai

Moral of story :

Whoever vomits, boys are always responsible.
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Haquikat samjho ya afsana,

Aapna samjho ya begaana,

Hamara aapka rishta hai,

Yeh purana,

Iseliya farz tha aapko batana,

"Thand Shuru Ho Chuki hai "

Please Roz

Kapray utarkay :
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MUT NAHANAA
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«Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 09:08:35 AM »
very very funny mamma will be proud of you
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