Jokes...

by Funny_Soul on February 01, 2009, 10:32:58 AM
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A teacher told all students in a class to
write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

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Santa & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Santa replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

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Santa's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all
d passengers in d car he was Driving..


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A Teacher lecturing on population:
"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
Jhonny stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "

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