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by Funny_Soul on February 01, 2009, 12:49:33 PM

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Gajhodhar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Gajhodhar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Gajhodhar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?

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A Tamilian call up Gajhodhar and asks " tamil therima??"
Gajhodhar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Gajhodharji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Gajhodharji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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Different in Colours
A Britisher came to India to travel across the country and after travelling though out India, one day he asked a Desi person...
British : Why you Indian are different colours,we British are all same colour White
Desi : Sir,have you seen horses,they are different in colours but all Donkeys are same in colours. panga....... hamse matlo dosto....... ......

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Husband & Wife
Beggar : " oh sundari, andha hoon, sawa paanch rupya de de.."
Husband told his wife : De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mei yeh andha hai..

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