Jokes

by Roja on April 29, 2009, 02:57:16 AM
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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
No one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
Yesterday

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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
Or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
It but the sun gives us light only in the day time
When we don't need it".
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Roja
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«Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 02:57:45 AM »
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
Is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".
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«Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 02:58:25 AM »
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a

Donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
Showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".


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«Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 02:59:20 AM »
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
That I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
Past year's performance repeated".
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«Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 02:59:57 AM »
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"


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«Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 03:01:01 AM »
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
Wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
To aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?

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My-Crow-Soft !

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«Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 09:13:01 AM »
Quote from: Roja on April 29, 2009, 02:57:16 AM
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
No one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
Yesterday

****

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
Or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
It but the sun gives us light only in the day time
When we don't need it".







LOL .............NICE
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«Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 01:52:32 PM »
Thanks Khamosh_aawaaz ji  Usual Smile
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«Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 09:54:13 PM »
Bohat Achche Jokes Hain Roja Sis,.
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«Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 09:43:52 AM »
Thanks Azeem  Usual Smile
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