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by khumaar on August 18, 2011, 07:20:31 AM
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aadmi(bhikhari se) : chalo kahin aur koi aur dhandha jamate hain.

Bhikhari: saab jo bhi karoge maangna to hai hi,apni duty ka time horela hai,maangne do

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«Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 08:25:33 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 18, 2011, 07:20:31 AM
aadmi(bhikhari se) : chalo kahin aur koi aur dhandha jamate hain.

Bhikhari: saab jo bhi karoge maangna to hai hi,apni duty ka time horela hai,maangne do

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«Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 06:08:52 PM »
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«Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 09:38:25 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 20, 2011, 09:24:29 AM
Santa: yaar ek baat nahi samajh me aayi ki tune shop to kholi thi wholesale ki phir retailing me kaise tabdeel ho gayi.



Banta: are kya yaar,jaante nahi comptn ka zamana hai islie discount dena pada i mean retailing karni padi turnover ko dekho,usme hi munafa hai.



Santa: yaar ye to wohi baat hui ki paan ke patte benchte benchte paan lagane lage.



Banta: nahi yaar ab kah hi rahe ho to ye kaho ki paan ke patte benchte benchte kathha benchne lage.



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khujli
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«Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 07:33:14 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 25, 2011, 07:32:02 AM
Ek computer engineer se uska dost: yaar tu itni achi programming kaise kar leta hai.Itne ache ache programme kaise banata hai



Computer engineer: thanks God, tu mera sachha yaar hai kum se kum tune to appreciate kia varna to sab log yahi kahte hain ki main hamesha programmes distruction me hi laga rahta hun.


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khujli
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«Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 07:46:36 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 25, 2011, 07:43:12 AM
Ek dost: yaar tu jaanta hai sab mujhe doston ka dost kahte hain


doosra dost: are??? lekin kaise??


pehla dost: are jaise hi mujhe pata chalta hai ki koi dost zaruratmand hai main naye dost banana band kar deta hun!!


doosra dost: are??? par isse tum doston me popular kaise ho jate ho?


pehla dost: lo kar lo baat,are sab jaan jaate hain ki main matlab ki dosti me believe nahi karta.


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«Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 07:51:29 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 25, 2011, 07:49:47 AM
Ek dost : are yaar ab to mil liya karo,ab to mere bure din bhi beet gaye infact ab to ache din chal rahe hain.


doosra dost: nahi yaar dar lagta hai!!


pehla dost: dar lagta hai are dar kaisa???


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khujli
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«Reply #7 on: August 25, 2011, 08:26:40 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 25, 2011, 07:58:15 AM
Ek aadmi bhikhari se : tu roz gaali sunta hai phir bhi mere darwaze aa jata hai


bhikhari: sahab!! main to dil ko behlaane ke liye aata hun,log kahte hain aap bina matlab ke kuch nahi dete!!!

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«Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 08:40:29 AM »
hihihihihi

dost :- yar Sarfire tu bahut kameena hai !!!
sarfira :- woh issliye ki mujh me koi bhi KAMEE na hai --
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khujli
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«Reply #9 on: August 27, 2011, 06:48:38 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 26, 2011, 08:22:26 AM
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Ek dost doosre se achanak market me mila

pehla : kyun yaar aaj itne din tum mile,maine tumhe itne phn kiye

doosra: chal chhor na yaar koi aur baat kar.

pehla: nahi yaar bata tu iski vajah to bata.

doosra: are mujhe malum tha tu kadki me chal raha hai.

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«Reply #10 on: August 27, 2011, 08:42:55 AM »
Quote from: khumaar on August 27, 2011, 07:21:36 AM
Sonia Gandhi (Manmohan se) : are janlokpal bill pass karne me kya dikkat hai.


Manmohan: Madam, mantri kah rahe hain ki jinhone ghapla kia wo to pakde gaye lekin hum kya karen hum to sabkuch daanv pe laga ke tab jeet kar sansad me aaye
hain aur hum bina ghotale kie yaani apna paisa wasool kie ye bill pass nahi hone denge.


Sonia: Baat to sahi bhi hai,are maine khud apna saara paisa videshi banks me rakhwa dia,mujhe kya malum tha aisa hoga.


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Mayawati ka PA(personal assistant): madam,Ramdev noida me anshan ko ja rahe hain

Mayawati: roko use,media me batao ki raajya ka mahaul kharab ho jayega.


P.A. : madam,aarakshan picture dekhi aapne


Mayawati: dekhni bhi nahi hai,release ke lie mana kar do aur vajah bata do ki raajya ka mahaul kharab ho sakta hai.


P.A: madam BJP wale raajya me daure ke lie aa rahe hain.


Mayawati: mana kar do bata do ki raajya ka mahaul kharab ho sakta hai.


P.A: Madam,delhi se phn tha aapko janlokpal ke lie bulaya ja raha tha maine mana kar dia.


Mayawati: kyun???


P.M: wohi madam raajya ka mahaul kharab ho jayega.



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Prime minister Mantriyon se

PM: aap log sab milke janlokpal bill pass kyun nahi kara dete? aakhir kab tak khinchega ye???


Ek mantri: Sahab aisa hai ki aapse kuch chhupa to hai nahi,hum is baat ki chinta nahi ki hum giraftaar ho sakte hain kyunki chhoot to hum jayenge hi,gham is baat ka zyada ka hai ki charm chala jayega,kitne utsaah se ghotale karne ke lie har saal chunaav ladte the,phir kis munh se chunaav ladne ki sochenge???


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Mayawati ka PA : Madam,aapne kaafi dino se koi tarnsfer nahi kia,aapne itna transfer kia hai ki transfer dekhne ki aadat ho gayi,ab to ek hafta beeta ja raha aur dekhiye koi transfer nahi!!



Mayawati: nahi ye record nahi tootner dungi ye lo transfer order!!


PA: kiska hai madam???


Mayawati: tumhara


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Mayawati print media aur electronic media se


Mayawati: ye kuch documents hain aur CD,ise aap chhapen aur dikhayen,isme party ka prachaar nahi haqeeqat me hamare kie gaye kaam ki soochi hai


Print media: Madam pehle hi itna chhapa hai ki ab tareef sunke kahin log hamara akhbaar hi khareedna band na kar den


Electronic  media: Madam sahi kaha inhone,hum bhi yehi sochte hain aur kitna kharaab lagega ki news channel hi party promotion me lage hain.


Mayawati: e mujhe ye sab nahi sunna tum akhbaarwaale itna advertisement aur bekaar ki news chhaapte ho ek jagah ise bhi chhapo aur tum news channels walon tum advtsmnts zyada dikhate ho news kum,usme hi ise bhi chalao,tum logon ko iska paisa milega warna apne raajya me channel list se tumhare channels nikalwa dungi!!


Print media: madam ye to wohi baat ho gayi jaise dahi me nimbu!!



Electronic media: ji haan madam ye to wohi baat ho gayi ki bina ilaaychi ke ilaaychi ko peesna.



Mayawati: mujhe kuch  nahi malum,chupchaap aisa karo warna chatni bana dalungi.


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