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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.





Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
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«Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 09:43:46 PM »


Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Santa: Ha ha ha!



Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?

Santa: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
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«Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 09:45:02 PM »
Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha

Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.



Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga
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«Reply #3 on: February 01, 2009, 09:45:46 PM »
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:


Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.

Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon
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«Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 09:49:09 PM »


Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.



Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!
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«Reply #5 on: February 01, 2009, 09:49:42 PM »


Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.



Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.
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«Reply #6 on: February 01, 2009, 09:50:36 PM »


Boy to girl at a dance party: “Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?”

Girl reply: “Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.”



Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
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«Reply #7 on: February 01, 2009, 09:51:38 PM »


Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??






Student: “Air Hostess!”
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«Reply #8 on: February 01, 2009, 09:52:19 PM »


Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya.





Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.

Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
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«Reply #9 on: February 01, 2009, 09:53:19 PM »


Doctor ek patient ke pichhe bhag raha tha… Ek aadmi ne puchha kya hua?




Doctor : Are yaar char bar aisa hua hai sala brain ka operation karwana aata hai aur baal katwake chala jata hai.
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«Reply #10 on: February 01, 2009, 09:54:15 PM »


Santa: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.




Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!

Santa: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…
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«Reply #11 on: February 01, 2009, 09:55:00 PM »


Ek baar ek terrorist ne Ritu ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye : Ritu bomb hai, Ritu bomb hai.
Ritu sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.
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«Reply #12 on: February 01, 2009, 09:55:44 PM »


Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.



Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..
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«Reply #13 on: February 01, 2009, 09:56:53 PM »


Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.



Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
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«Reply #14 on: February 01, 2009, 09:59:55 PM »


Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.



Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
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