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«Reply #15 on: February 01, 2009, 10:00:49 PM »


Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…



Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”

Santa: “Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”
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«Reply #16 on: February 01, 2009, 10:02:00 PM »


Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?



Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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«Reply #17 on: February 01, 2009, 10:03:49 PM »


Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.



Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
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«Reply #18 on: February 01, 2009, 10:04:30 PM »


Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.



Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”
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«Reply #19 on: February 01, 2009, 10:05:17 PM »


Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira.

Thodi der bad



Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai

Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
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«Reply #20 on: February 01, 2009, 10:07:55 PM »


Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”



Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”
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«Reply #21 on: February 01, 2009, 10:08:51 PM »


Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.





Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: - Isme aur colour dikhao.
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«Reply #22 on: February 01, 2009, 10:09:32 PM »


Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!

Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?



Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi… aise hi aaja!!
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«Reply #23 on: February 02, 2009, 02:47:02 PM »
 Laughing hard  Laughing hard  Laughing hard

Ek se badkar ek .. Good collection azeem dear
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«Reply #24 on: February 02, 2009, 02:50:34 PM »
Thank U Behna,.
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