jugnu singh

Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral



Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The dumbo called back."
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A SARDAR AND 2 HINDU'S ARE TRAVELLING IN A TRAIN

1 HINDU GOES ON COMMENTING THE SARDAR AND SLAPS HIM.....

CHARANJEET SINGH TUNE YEH KIYA---------SLAPS HIM

CHARANAJEET SINGH TUNE WOH KIYA ---------SLAPS HIM

HE KEEPS ON SLAPPING HIM FOR AT LEAST HALF AN HR AND THEN HIS STATION ARRIVES AND HE LEAVES.............

THE OTHER HINDU IS SO ANXIOUS TO KNOW Y DIDNT THE SARDARJI TURN UP ON THE HINDU GUY .......

HE GOES TO SARDARJI AND ASKS .........

SARDARJI Y DIDNT U TURN UP AGAINST THAT GUY HE WAS SLAPPING U MANY A TIMES NA......

SARDARJI SAYS Y SHUD I BOTHER MAN ,MY NAME IS NOT CHARANJEET SINGH..............MY NAME IS TASMEET SINGH NA ........

Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled. They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the turban he slowly floated down. Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently. Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out.
Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban.

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