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immi

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«Reply #45 on: November 08, 2004, 05:40:24 PM »


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«Reply #46 on: November 09, 2004, 04:56:54 AM »

Kya Talat jee lagta hai ab Delhi se Rajasthan ke Registaan mein jaa pahoonchi...... :lol:


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«Reply #47 on: November 09, 2004, 03:27:19 PM »

kahan?? hum to gaana ga rahe hain!!!!! ;-)


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Rishi

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«Reply #48 on: November 09, 2004, 03:55:57 PM »

**
Once upon a time three persons died on same day.One wasHindu,another was Christan and third was Sardarji.

Yamraajji(St Peter) was facing problem so as to decide whether they should be sent to haeven or hell. Finally yamraajji decided to ask one question from each of them and then send them accordingly.

Yamraajji asked from each of them if everybody got one chance to get their wish fulfilled thEN WHAT WOULD BE THEIR WISHES?

1. Hindu Guy: Uamraajji I have never tasted meat so I wanna taste it, Yamraajji gives him meat and sends him to hell (one is not supposed to eat non-veg at least after he is dead)

2. Christian Guy: Just one more bottle of Wine, Yamraaj arranges a bottle of wine and sends them to hell. (Wine is vice)

3. Sardarji:Yamraaji I have never smoked a ciggerate So I wanna smoke it, So Sardaarji was also provided with ciggerate and sent to hell.(smoking is vice).

After ten years the same three persons were called so as to had look at their condition.

1. Hindu entered in the hall with great health and strong musceles.(Since he consumed meat for ten years.)

2. Christian was not in his senses,coming with a bottle of wine in his hands swanging here and there.

3. Sardarji was the same person as he was ten years back.Approaching to yamraaj in a fits of anger and gave a tight slap on yamraaj's cheek and shouted: Ciggerate to de ditti, maachis tera pyon dega (u provided me with ciggerate but what about matchsticks).
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Pooja

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«Reply #49 on: November 09, 2004, 04:00:26 PM »

ha ha ha ha Good one Rishi!!!!


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immi

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«Reply #50 on: November 10, 2004, 04:08:15 PM »

Good one Rishi


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Rishi

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«Reply #51 on: November 15, 2004, 12:39:09 AM »

**
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his university final examination
which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks,"What is going on?"

"Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour. But yaar, I am rechecking my
answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote."
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