Jugnu Singh

Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral


Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."


Once a sardarji was travelling by train. It was high summer & the climate was too hot.
At a station came a handy-fan seller & entered the Sardar`s bogie.
All the passengers in the Sardar`s bogie bought the handy-fan but till the next station everyone`s fan-feathers fell off except for the Sardar`s.
All the passengers astonishingly asked him how did he manage to keep it fresh as before.
The Sardarji cooly answered,"Oye, pankha muhke aage rakh aur sirf teri mundi hilaa."

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