These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors
have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from
the heart!
- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have
Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am
not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like
me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my
resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........ hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi
as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much, ain't he?)
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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND
THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike
this she would bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)
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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..
)
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to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
on eTI community..
