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Santa happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story.
The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.
When Santa's turn came after many attempts by others. Santa's story was of just one sentence which read "Oh god, my wife is going to deliver a child".
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the american whether it contained all the four ingredients! American replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh god: religion.
My wife: sex.
Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery?" asked one of the organizers.
Santa replied: who is the father? He was the winner for writing the shortest story!

Teacher: `Tell me Banta what important event took place in 1869?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was born that year.`
Teacher: `Good Banta! Now tell me what happened in 1872?`
Banta: `Gandhiji was three years old!`

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: "Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?"
Santa: "Yes."
Amitabh: "Which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest? Is it
A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Santa: "I`d like to phone a friend. I`d like to call Banta."
Banta answers the phone: "Hello?"
Amitabh: "Hello Banta ji, it`s Amitabh Bachchan from KBC. I have your friend Santa here who needs your help to answer the final question. The next voice you hear will be Santa`s..."
Santa: "Banta, which of the following birds does not build it`s own nest?
Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."
Banta: "Oh geez, Santa. That`s simple. It`s a cuckoo."
Santa: "Are you sure?"
Banta: "I`m sure."
Amitabh: "Santa, you heard Banta. Do you keep the fifty lakhs or play for one crore?"
Santa: "I want to play; I`ll go with C) cuckoo".
Amitabh:" Is that your final answer?"
Pam: "Yes." Amitabh: "Confident?"
Santa: "Yes; I think Banta`s pretty smart."
Amitabh: "You said C) cuckoo... And you`re right! Congratulations, you have just won ONE CRORE!"
To celebrate, Santa flies Banta to Ludhiana. That night they go out on the town. As they`re sipping champagne, Santa looks at Banta and asks him, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?"
"It was easy," replies Banta. "Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks."


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Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
Banta comes in and asks Santa, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.
Banta: So what happened that is so horrible?
Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my buffallo milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.
Banta: That`s not so bad, what`s the big deal?
Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.
Banta: So then what happened.
Santa: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.
Banta: Again?
Santa: Something`s yoy just can`t explain.
Banta: So, what did you do then?
Santa: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.
Banta: So then what did you do?
Santa: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid buffalo knocks over the bucket with her tail.
Banta: Wow you must have been pretty upset!
Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.
Banta: So then what did you do.
Santa: Well I didn`t have any more rope, so I took off the nara (cord) of my pyajama and tied her tail to a tree's hanging branch. In that moment, my pyajama fell down and my wife, Jeeto, walked in.

Jeeto caught her husband, Santa, searching high and low all around his living room.
Jeeto: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jeeto: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying ’You are watching the Star News channel’. How does he know that?"