'Kaun Banega Karodpati':SMS , mobile & JOKES

Pooja

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A sardar goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him,
"Sardarji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?"
Sardar : " Pitaaji ke saath".
Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?"
Sardar : "Hmm.... yes."
Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?"
Sardar : "Hmm... OK."
Amitabh : "Are sardarji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon"
Sardar : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !"


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it_waaznt_me

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«Reply #1 on: August 02, 2004, 08:59:31 PM »

:D ...
A: Sardarji's Father's Name B: Sardarji's Father's Name
C: Sardarji's Father's Name D: Sardarji's Father's Name

Hmmm...
Sardar: Well .. I am confused ..I would like to use 50:50

A:Sardarji's Father's Name
D:Sardarji's Father's Name

Hmmm.. Still confused ..
Sardarji : Public Poll ...

A: 50% B: 50% ...

Heck .. They are confused too ..
Sardarji: I would like to Phone a freind..
Ok ..
Sardarji calls his father ..
Hey ppaji ..Appka shubhnaam kya hai ..? A:Sardarji's Father's Name or B:Sardarji's Father's Name ..??
Papaji : Hmmm Yaar .. no idea .. shayad A:Sardarji's Father's Name sahi hai .. guessing btw ..
Ok time out ..

SO ..Sardarji what you want to do now ..?
Sardarji : AB jee .. I would like to leave the game ...


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nishita

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«Reply #2 on: August 04, 2004, 10:06:43 AM »

good


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mnfardeen

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«Reply #3 on: August 06, 2004, 07:43:04 PM »

Quote from: "Pooja"

good joke pooja ap buhat acha joke likhen hain m:ail


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Pooja

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«Reply #4 on: August 06, 2004, 08:48:22 PM »

thx mnfardeen


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Akant

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«Reply #5 on: August 11, 2004, 07:29:42 AM »

ha ha ha... bada maja aaya.. pahale chaar option to do...aur ab game hi chhod dunga...

Akant...


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paro_ka_deva_devdas

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«Reply #6 on: August 12, 2004, 01:23:28 PM »

Really Superb... Sardaar Bhi Bas ...


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«Reply #7 on: August 12, 2004, 04:03:59 PM »

btw.. sab sardar ji kee tang kyun kheechtey hain ?


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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«Reply #8 on: August 12, 2004, 04:38:06 PM »

Quote from: "paro_ka_deva_devdas"

Really Superb... Sardaar Bhi Bas ...

Beta Sardaro jaisa koyi nahi, They are unique glasses2


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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$

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«Reply #9 on: August 12, 2004, 04:51:27 PM »

Quote from: "Ricky"

btw.. sab sardar ji kee tang kyun kheechtey hain ?

arey bhai sardar jee ki koi tang nahi kheench sakta jab tak wo na chahein :lol: :lol:

i m telling u a true story :wink: (ab ye mat poochna ke muje kaise maloom) :lol:

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he's in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes! After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to 'sardars' in his joke with 'Biharis'. He starts the jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the handsome sardarjis who shouts,
"Kyon be !!! Hum Sardar mar gaye hain kya? :lol: