Kids!!!

A kid was playing on the beach. Suddenly he comes back to his dad and grabs him by the hand and leads him to beach. Pointing to a dead Sea Gull on the shore he asks, "Daddy! what happened to him?" The dad with all the wisdom replies, "Son, he died and went to heaven". The kid thought for a while and said "did God throw him back down?"  

A family had invited some relatives over for dinner. At the dinner table right before starting to eat, the mother asks her 5 year old daughter "Honey! won't you give thanks to god before you eat?" The daughter replied "I don't know what to say!". The mother feeling motherly says, "honey, just say what mom says". Then the daughter closed her eyes and said "God!! why did I invite all these people?" :oops:

ha..ha..ha..ha good one Jabeen !
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A three-year old put his shoes on by himself.

His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."
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:lol: talat kuwari..:lol:

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main isliye hans raha hoon.........  ki koi yahan kuwari ban raha hai koi ram dulari......  yahan naming ho raha hai wo bhi 100 years old name diya jaa raha hai :lol:

haha arre dene do na, im just waiting kaun kisko paro aur devdas banata hai  :lol:

mujhe bhi!!!! :lol: