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by prashad on November 27, 2012, 10:25:51 AM
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Principal to student." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette.? "
(WOW...like a table top???....have heard about pulling legs, this is something new)

Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)

Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)

"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)


My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)

"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)

"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities happy9 )

Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
 Laughing hard BangHead Giggle BangHead
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masoom shahjada
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«Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 10:34:09 AM »
Ha ha ha. Very funny
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«Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 10:36:50 AM »
Quote from: prashad on November 27, 2012, 10:25:51 AM
Principal to student." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette.? "
(WOW...like a table top???....have heard about pulling legs, this is something new)

Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father
(Any other options???)

Class teacher once said :
"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
(Who??? paper or student???)

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said
"why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
(New Discovery)

"Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
(Gr8...is he a satellite or sumthing???)


My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
(Child marriages are banned... :D)

"Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"
(Well, you can proceed, would u like to leave a note behind as well...)

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
(No Comments...chemical locha!!!)

"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"
(Because we want to check similarities happy9 )

Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class,
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
(2 minz of silence)
 Laughing hard BangHead Giggle BangHead





gr8--------ha-ha-ha
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«Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 10:37:52 AM »
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«Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 10:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Masoom Shahzada on November 27, 2012, 10:34:09 AM
Ha ha ha. Very funny
thanx
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«Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 10:44:45 AM »
Quote from: marhoom bahayaat on November 27, 2012, 10:36:50 AM


gr8--------ha-ha-ha
thanx marhoom ji
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«Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 10:45:35 AM »
Quote from: sksaini4 on November 27, 2012, 10:37:52 AM
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dhanyavad saini ji
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«Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 10:47:10 AM »
ha ha ha ha, maja aa gaya, ek Rau banta hai
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«Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 11:14:52 AM »
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«Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 12:02:25 PM »
Topic Moved to "Jokes" section.
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«Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 12:07:38 PM »
   same like that ,,i women said ,
"why this fan is so walking slowly on my head"
translation: yeh fan itna ahista kyun chal raha hai."
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«Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 12:41:10 PM »
Quote from: nandbahu on November 27, 2012, 10:47:10 AM
ha ha ha ha, maja aa gaya, ek Rau banta hai
thanx
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«Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 12:41:45 PM »
Quote from: vimmi singh on November 27, 2012, 11:14:52 AM
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«Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 12:43:16 PM »
Quote from: Ricky on November 27, 2012, 12:02:25 PM
Topic Moved to "Jokes" section.
Note: Mazahiya Shayari section is only for Funny poetry that too your own.
thanx ricky ji, sahi section mein post karne ke liye
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«Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 12:47:28 PM »
Quote from: sahal on November 27, 2012, 12:07:38 PM
   same like that ,,i women said ,
"why this fan is so walking slowly on my head"
translation: yeh fan itna ahista kyun chal raha hai."
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
thanx sahal ji
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
(That will be better....)
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