Killing time in office

hello Murali jee!!
its really interesting to know that u have so many good friends..
so it won't be nice to leave all of them..
i just wish even i had such good friends !!
Anyways just read this..i think it would be a good time pass..


Differences Between You and Your Boss
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When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.


When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.


When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.


When doing something without being told, you're
overstepping your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.


When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being
rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.


When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being
co-operative.


When you're out of the office, you're wandering
around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When you apply for leave, you must be going for an
interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked!

areeeee murali jee aap to naraz hogaya hain..
humne to mazaak mein yaha npe bola hain...
aap aaye aur naya tareeke shikiye yahan se...
sorry agar aap ko bura laga to....

nice pinky ..dheko pinky ne khoob likha hai ..

few things which i did

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off and on 10 times.
3) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
4) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
5)At lunch time get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
6)Carry your keyboard over to a colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
7)While talking to a colleague, pick your nose.
8)Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
9)Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
10) Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, say, "Not now," and walk away.
11) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him/her with double-barreled fingers.
12)Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.
13)While riding the elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open