Kuch Humari Taraf se bhi...

Whisky piyo...Rum piyo...Beer piyo...Pepsi piyo... Paani piyo...Nariyal paani piyo...
Piyo piyo aur piyo...KYUNKI..
ab "Huggies" par 20Rs. off hai..!
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Koi duur ho kitna bhi..Kya gham hai
Magar wo apna hai..Yeh kya kan hai
Chahe na hokoi baat..Na koi mulaquat
Yaad wo kar le ek baar..Yeh kya kam hai!!

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Put ur left hand on ur right shoulder..&
Put ur right hand on ur left shoulder..
GUESS What...!?
Arre Mamu meri taraf se ek JADDU KI JHAPPI..!
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Before Marriage every man is AIRTEL..
"Aisi aazadi aur kahan"
After Marriage every man is HUTCH..
"wherever u go our network follows"
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If GOD answers ur prayers..HE is increasing ur FAITH
If HE delays..HE is increasing ur PATIENCE
If HE doesn't answer..HE knows U can HANDLE it urself!
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What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers TWINS??
He wonders who is the Father of the Second Child!!!
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Shayari by SARDAR:
"Khidki se dekha to Raste pe koi nahi tha..
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha..
Raste pe jaa ke dekha to Khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!
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Aap jab haste ho to...
Patta chalta hai Insaan pehle Bandar tha.


ANGRY???


Lekin aap jab gussa hote ho to...
Lagta hai Insaan aaj bhi Bandar hi hai!!!
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazama lena chahiye...
Bure waqt mein bhi muskura lena chahiye...
Jab 7ve din bhi khujli na mitte to...
8ve din NAHA lena chahiye!!!
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DREAM make all things POSSIBLE
HOPE makes all things WORK
LOVE makes all things BEAUTIFUL
SMLIE makes all the above things POSSIBLE
SO ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH..!!
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In the Camera of ur Mind
Put the Roll of ur Good Thougths
Press the Button of ur Hard Work
& Get the Photo of ur Success.
Wishing you a successful Life!
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Dar dar bhatakte firte hain armaan ki tarah..
harr koi milta hai anjaan ki tarah..
In DOSTO se CALL kii aas kya karein..
Yeh to SMS bhi karte hain Ehsaan kii tarah..!
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Laut jeeti hai duniya gham humara dekh kar
Jaise laut jaati hai lehar.. kinaara dekh kar
Tu kandha na dena mere janaaze ko..
kahin fir Zinda na ho jaoon..Tera sahara dekh kar!!
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Pyar: Kaho to do labz..Maano to bandagi
Socho to gehra saagar..Doobo to Zindagi
Karo to aasan..Nibhao to Mushkil
Bikhra to saara zamaana..Simte to dard-e-dil..!!
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I have a confession to make:-
Ever since i've known you
it's kinda hard for em to 4get U.
every night U appear in my dream & i find myself shouting
BHOOT..BHOOT..!!!
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Man runs home yelling:
"Pack ur bags honey,I wn 10 million at the lotto."
Wife: "Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
Husband: "Who Cares! Just pack & GET LOST!!"
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Geele kaagaz ke jaise hai zindagi apni
Koi jalaata bhi nahi..bahaata bhi nahi
Is kadar akele hain rahon mein dil ki
Koi sataata bhi nahi manaata bhi nahi..!!
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Love is beautiful because its a feeling controlled by the HEART
But Friendship is Very Very beautiful because its a feeling that controls the Heart!!!
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Hey all..I hope You enjoyed this post of mine...can anyone tell me how to post in the Only SMS section?
thanx!!
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Hey Guess for urself..!!! :kiss:

PRIYA BABY YEH KIA HO RHA HAI SHARM KROO

very simple,
go to any page of the collection
you want to add to,
then click post reply button
"post reply" is available at
top & bottom of the posts of a topic.
then add ur text... click submit

and thats all, done!



:hurray: :hurray: :hurray:

Sharab bani to mehkhane bane

Husn bana to deewane bane

Kuch to baat hai aap mein

Yoon hi to nahi paagal khane bane

:hurray:

Chai wala sings :
Bholi si surat,
Aankhon mein masti,
Door khadi sharmaye - aye Hai !

Ladki :
Kali Si soorat ,
Haath mein Ketli,
Door khada chillaye - Chai Chai !

achcha ji bahot bahot shukriya :D

 :dance: :dance: :dance: :tata:

Ques: Sardarji aapko thand lagti hai to kya karte ho??
Sardarji: Candle ke paas baith jaata hu.
Ques: agar fir bhi thand lage to??
Sardarji: Oye to Candle jalaa leta hu..!!!

Machar maaran di navi vidhi (formula):-
pehlan machar lavo...
fir usdi khabbi lat (leg) maroro..
fir usde gudgudi karo..
jadon o hasda mooh kholle..
taan dawai paa davo!!!