Unki gali ke chakkar lgaate lgaate
kutte humare yaar ho gaye hain
vo to humare ho na sake
ham kutto ke sardar hogaye hain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Kitna Kamzoor ho gya hoon tumari judai se
Kitna Kamzoor ho gya hoon tumari judai se
ki khatmal utha Le jate hain mujhe charpai se.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Arz keya he. Wah ri BAKRI teri shaan
punch ke neche GATAGAT ki dukan!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX
Hawa me ud raha tha ASHIQ
Hawa me azad ud raha tha ASHIQ
Hawa me betab ud raha tha ASHIQ. phir?
Phir kya ruk gaye hawa gir gaya ASHIQ!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Hum dua karte hai Khuda se
k wo app jaisa dost aur na banaye,
ik cartoon jaisi cheez hai hamaray pass:
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Aye Khuda tere dar pe
Bus yahi fariyad karte hain
Paida mat kar in husn walo ko
Jo hum SHAREEFON. ko barbaad karte hain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Suraj bane to Badal bane
Chand bane to Tare bane
Husn bana to Deewane bane
kuch to hai baat app mai
yoon hi to nahi pagal khane bane
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
TajMaHaL Kia CheeZ Hai
Es Se BaDi ImaRaT BaNaUnGa
MuMtaZ To MaR Ke DaFaN HoYi Thi
TuJhe To Mein ZinDa DafNaUnGa ........
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Tumhari saalgirah pe jaana kia bhejoon,
Apni jaan bhejoon keh apna dil bhejoon,
Phir soochta hoon jaana kyun na,
Tumhare liye kee hui shopping ka bill bhejoon.
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Jo pedo ne kaha patton se.
Jo phulo ne kaha kalyo se
wahi aj me tum se kehta hun
A CHAL HAWA ANE DE.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
MAREEN DRIVE ka nazara na hota,
CHOPATI ka kinara na hota,
ye ajkal ki kudiyaan fashion na karti,
PAHTAN ka munda awara na hota,
magar ye PATHAN ka munda awara na hota
to ajkal ki kudiyaan ka guzaara na hota
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Sharm unhe aati hai,
jo sharmaten hain sharm se,
hum to besharm hain aise,
ke sharm bhi sharmati hai humse
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Tere bina chat ka maza mujhe bhata nahi
Tere bina chat ka maza mujhe bhata nahi
jaise pheeka Kharbooza koi khata nahi
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Bahaaron ne kiye sajde
Phoolon ne sarr jhukaya hai
Jitna manhoos dikhta hai tera baap
Tune utna hi noor paaya hai
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Dil ki tanhai ki awaz bana lete hain
Dard jab had se guzarta hain to IODEX laga lete hain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Jhukte wahi hain jin main jaan hain
Akde rehna murdon ki pehchan hain.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Maine bhi darte darte, YOindia ke samunder mein gota lagaya
Maine bhi darte darte, YOindia ke samunder mein gota lagaya
Online na jab kisi ko paya, to logout hoke patli gali se bahar nikal aya
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiss tara se kiss kiya,
ek hum hai jiss ne uss ki kiss ko kiss kiss tara se miss kiya
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
shehar ki gali me paan ki dukaan
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan
devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
kha ke paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Or bhi bahot se chezen lut chuki hain dil lutane ke bad
yeh bataya doston ne ESHQ farmane ke bad
es liyen kamre ki har ek cheez check karta hun
ek tere ane se pehle ek tere jane ke bad
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Ham yaad aphi ko karte hain.
na jeete hain na marte hain.
par paas ane se darte hain
kyun ki aap CLOSE-UP nahi karte hain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Dhoka mela jab pyar main to zindagi me udasi chaa gaye.
Shocha tha chod denge es rah ko to kambakhat mohalle me dusri agaye.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
E dost tu bhi likha kar shairy meri tarhan tera bhi naam hojayega.
Log phekenge ANNDE-TAMATAR sham ki sabzi ka intezam hojayega.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Kaise ho ? Maze main?
Baki anand-mangal?
Ungli main dard nahi na?
Ankh bhi ok na?
Or demagh bhi thikane?
Kmal hain yar phir to SMS kar sakti thin
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Q:Marte hu insan me kya dalna chaheye?
A:Ambuja cement kyun ki es cemene me
JAAN he!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
SAWAL: Dunya me sabse himmat wala kon hai?
JAWAB: DHOBI...kesi ke bhi ghar jake keh
sakta hain SAHAB MADAM KO BOLO KAPDE
NEKAL KE RAKHE MAIN ABHI ATA HUN
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Q:What is the diffrence btween BLOOD n u?
??
A:The blood enters the heart and flows out.
But you enter the heart and stay in forever.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
What did lalu parsad say when he 1st saw a surgical glove?
Lagta to sasura condom he hain magar droupati ke zamane ka hoga
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Tere baap ko shaadi main nahi bulayen ge
budha phir se sathya gaya
tu hum tu jeete jee marr jaayen ge
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jeeyain g*y saath marain g*y
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani bohat thanda tha BAAP main bahar nikal aya
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dravid ko castrol pilao
Kaif ko Lays khilao,
PAR KAISE BHI HO INDIA KO JITAO
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,
phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
rawalpindi express ko
local train banayenge
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXXX
Agra ka Tajmahel....delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki......Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai.........
on eTI community..
