Laloo's Point of View.............!!!!

by sunny_bunny on September 26, 2005, 11:18:55 AM
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Laloo's Point of View
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A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.

During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic
of numbers.

He said, "Your excellency,
Look at the value of the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?

This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your
Kingdom prosperous.

Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do t in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said,

"I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people?
I can do it in less than one week."
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«Reply #1 on: September 27, 2005, 06:58:53 AM »
kya yaar ye inspiration note ko kya twist diya aapne  :wink:
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«Reply #2 on: September 27, 2005, 08:42:04 AM »
aise he hai hum........................................hum hum hai baaki sabh panni kum hai.............
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