Laws of life

Law of Mechanical Repair:
        After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.  :lol:
       
 Law of the Telephone:
        When you dial a wrong number,you never get
an engaged one.  
       
  Law of the Alibi:
        If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
        tire.  
       
Variation Law:    
        If you change queues, the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now. :x  
       
Bath THEOREM
        When the body is immersed in water , the
telephone rings.  :evil:
       
 LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
        The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.  
       
 LAW of the RESULT
        When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.  :twisted:
       
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
        The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.  :lol:

       
THEATRE RULE
        At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the  aisle
        arrive last. :x  
       
LAW OF COFFEE
        As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will
        ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.

Are not these true???