lion

Hi!! All
this is a fwd , but i find it cool.

Catching a lion does require some effort.

Six scientific ways to catch a lion:

1. Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. It implies you caught the lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in
the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.
GOT FRUSTRATED ?
now lets kill the lion...

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run. Lion dies after a spurt of continuous madness.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with vegetables continuously.

George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.

some more

NRI Method -what about force him to stand in the queue(at delhi) to get VISA for UK/US and then he is standing there for life time.

GUJU Method - Make him to talk to 10 Guju's regarding his financial matters and he wuld be so much confused to kill any one.

Garhwaali Method - Try to find which village he belongs to and then tell him he is son of your Chacha ji.

Mumbai Method - Tell him to relocate to Mumbai and find out a place to stay. I am sure he would die on same day.

To add some non-scientific fun:

Pahari Shaadi: Invite him (Lion) to attend pahari shaadi. He will get drunk and you can trap him.

Shaadi : Ask lion to get married to a foreigner Lioness. His rest of the life will pass in Delhi to get the Visa.

Communist : Tell him to speak against communists and Rudra will kill the lion.