Lord Shiva ....

by NewYorker on May 09, 2005, 08:10:26 PM
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One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol.

So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u have".
Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.".
Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky".

After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum. Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you?? I ve seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???

Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

Bartender : AB CHADHI ISKO!!!


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«Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 12:58:13 AM »
wah nice joker jee.................... ~~~~~~~~

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