lunch

by arsenmen on August 05, 2007, 03:08:35 AM
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An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Santa singh were doing construction work on the 20th floor of building. They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, Im going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, "Burritos again?? If I get burritos one more time, Im going to jump, too." The Santa opened his lunch and said, "Paratha again.If I get a parathe one more time, Im jumping, too."

The Next Day: The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.The Mexican opens his lunch box, sees a burrito and jumps to his death. The santa opens his lunch, sees the paratha and also jumps to his death.

At the funeral, the Irishmans wife is weeping. She says, "If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again." The Mexicans wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didnt realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Sardars wife, and she said, "Hey, dont look at me like that that dumb idiot used to make his own lunch".
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«Reply #1 on: November 18, 2007, 02:36:44 PM »
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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«Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 09:22:12 AM »
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