MahaBharat ke Kisse ...

Dhritrashtra: "Main khush hun ki tumne sau putron ko janam diya hai."
Gandhari: "Swami agar aap andhe nahin hote to ye sambhav nahi tha"

 :lol:

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat Katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishna Janma' part of it.

Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev & devaki behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born... & so on ..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand: "Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)".

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata then how come u have one?"

Ramu: "Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL?"

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari Parag saari ........ :lol:

After a lot a brain storming sessions, finally Dusaasan was chosen as the ancient idiot.

Bcoz he was pulling and pulling the sari of Draupadi, instead of lifting it.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?

Ans: Because Luv is blind.

Back to Mahabharat (Modern ...)

What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plots the role of Draupadi in Mahabharat?

Dushashan would say, "pehle isko kapde to pehnao... tabhi to vastr haran karunga!