Male Bashing (written by a female)

by arsenmen on August 05, 2007, 02:54:53 AM
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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with cer amic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??.. ...(both are equally dense!!)


Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!! (Yea)


Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..LOL!!!


Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.


Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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«Reply #1 on: August 05, 2007, 07:34:09 AM »
He he
Sahi kaha
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