Marriage aftermath!!!

Women are unpredicted. Before marriage she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.  

There was this guy who told his woman that he loves her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either car is new or the wife.

A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, If you don't promise to send us Rs. 5 lakhs, we promise to kidnap your wife. The poor man wrote back: I am afraid that I cant keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours.

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A: What's the matter, you look depressed.
B: I am having trouble with my wife.
A: What happened.
B: She said she was not going to speak to me for 30 days.
A: But that ought to make you happy.
B: It did, but today is the last day of it.

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