marriage

A man placed an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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At a silver wedding anniversary, the husband was standing in one corner looking  very sad.
"What's the matter?" asked his friend.
"Well, a week after marriage, I got fed up and wanted to kill my wife, but my lawyer said that I would get 25 years imprisonment. Now I realize that today I would have been a free man."

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
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> > Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

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Sardar found ans! wer to most difficult question question ever

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :

"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:

"I wish you were her."

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A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his
servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:
'sethji a aj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye )

wah ji
cant control my hasi
ha ha ha ahahahaha hahahaha

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Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.

"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal in me."

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"
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Nice all of U

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Asked The Coroner of the Eyewitness to the domestic Tragedy:

"You Say this woman shot her Husband with this Gun at a Close range?"

"Yes Sir".

"Were There Powder Marks on His face?".

"Yes Sir!!----That's Why She Shot Him!!!!"
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