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Meena

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retire and fall asleep quickly. He is in the upper bunk and she is in the lower bunk. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying: "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.


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NewYorker

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Married

«Reply #1 on: January 06, 2005, 05:54:31 PM »

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lol:


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Meena

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Married

«Reply #2 on: January 06, 2005, 05:57:22 PM »

:lol: tummy to nahin dukhne lag gaya na?

:lol:


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NewYorker

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Married

«Reply #3 on: January 06, 2005, 05:59:58 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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NewYorker

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Married

«Reply #4 on: January 06, 2005, 06:05:37 PM »

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y' becomes silent.

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I had some words with my wife ,and she had some paragraphs with me.

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Love is blind; Marriage is an eye-opener


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Namkeen

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Married

«Reply #5 on: January 06, 2005, 06:13:42 PM »

LOL meena....

Before Finding a Girl - Spiderman

After Finding his Girl - Superman

After the Engagement - Gentleman

After the Marriage - Watchman

10 years After Marriage - Dobberman


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Meena

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Married

«Reply #6 on: January 06, 2005, 06:23:19 PM »

lollllllllllllll new yorker and namkeen ji!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Namkeen

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Married

«Reply #7 on: January 06, 2005, 06:28:51 PM »

Husband Shopping

A husband shopping center has just opened where
a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch.

As you open the door to any floor you may choose
a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find
a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself,
"Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I
wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but
I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she
heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework
and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor
she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 123,456,789,012,345 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have
a nice day.


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