Matrimonial Addzz

by prempagla on November 22, 2004, 01:33:21 PM
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Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey, Allah terah bhalla karray, Tujhey eik key badlay doh dey dey, Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

Car Dealer
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

Fisherman
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.

Economist
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.

Mathematician
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.

IT Consultant
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.
condition.

Farmer
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

Lawyer
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever

Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service

Sharabi (Drinker)
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar(home). Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.

Mini Cab Driver
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but maps reading skills are a bonus.

Race Car Driver
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!

Astronaut
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world
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Talat
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«Reply #1 on: November 22, 2004, 02:47:03 PM »
hehehe happy9 Nice happy9
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Pooja
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«Reply #2 on: November 22, 2004, 04:04:56 PM »
ha ha ha ha!!!! bahoot khoob!!!!!
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Meena
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«Reply #3 on: November 22, 2004, 05:20:49 PM »
hehehe pagla ji inme se apka ad kausna hai

 :lol:
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prempagla
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«Reply #4 on: November 22, 2004, 05:36:21 PM »
IT Consultant wala meena jee lol
Post ur resume sooon..........
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99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda
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«Reply #5 on: November 22, 2004, 07:41:43 PM »
meena ji jaldi se resume post kar dijiye, jyada sochiye mat :lol:
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Meena
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«Reply #6 on: November 24, 2004, 04:38:06 PM »
Puzzled !  oye maine kab kaha ke mai jawab dongi  :oops:
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shahnawaz
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«Reply #7 on: December 01, 2004, 06:13:48 PM »
kyun premji aapko abhi tak koi reply nahi mila kya
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Meena
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«Reply #8 on: December 01, 2004, 06:18:58 PM »
hahaha koi pagli hi degi, aab wait for a pagli idhar

 :lol:
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