Men Are Hard To Please:SMS , mobile & JOKES

Sonia01

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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .

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If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .

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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;

If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .

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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

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If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

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If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do !! He says u are CHEAP.

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If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.

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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

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If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;

If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.

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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

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Sadia Raja

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 04:17:35 PM »

very true Sonia.....nice sharing dear!!!


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Sonia01

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 04:23:49 PM »

Thanks Sadia dear


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Just_Hate_Love

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 04:25:06 PM »

...nice sharing Sonia...good work...


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Sonia01

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 04:28:46 PM »

Thanks for reading JHL Jii... ( Just I Got To Know That Men Are Hard To Please) tongue3


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Just_Hate_Love

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 04:35:12 PM »

...it's not like that...i mean it depends on person to person...


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Sonia01

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 04:40:14 PM »

Quote from: Just_Hate_Love on November 12, 2008, 04:35:12 PM

...it's not like that...i mean it depends on person to person...

is it? than Love also depends on person to person... so dont hate love..


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Pooja

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 10:02:15 PM »

Good one sonia


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 11:22:21 PM »

hai ni sonia, tusi great ho
MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE

wait my dear, till you hear what females are , even the GOD's gave up on them.

i will soon post you a reply for this

Jasbir Singh


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arsenmen

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #9 on: November 27, 2008, 09:20:35 AM »

nice sharing sonia .. kam se kam tumne mardon ka please karne k baare me socha na ... lol


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Men Are Hard To Please

«Reply #10 on: November 27, 2008, 02:22:05 PM »

HAA HAAA ARSEMEN

BAHUT BADIYA KAHA

JASBIR SINGH


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