Mera Bharat Mahan ...:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back to 1000 years, and came to conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m and headlines in the US newspaper read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 years old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later,the Indian press reported the following,"
After digging as deep as 500m, Indian scientists have found absolutely
nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
already using mobile phones!"

Mera Bharat Mahan!!


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Mera Bharat Mahan ...

«Reply #1 on: May 09, 2005, 08:14:30 PM »

A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails foranother hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

He is confused: "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so manypeople waiting to get in?

Explanation came: "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil was a software engg, so he swipes the card, comes in, checks his mails and then goes to the cafeteria..."

:lol: :lol:


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«Reply #2 on: May 09, 2005, 08:24:58 PM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ................................................. ......................


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