MERA DARD..............:SMS , mobile & JOKES

akela

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well.....friens first time iam writing out of dard section in this site.
so i thought to write some jokes which i heard from my friens.

Santa was asked to try out a new parachute with a radio link to a guy on the ground, the guy on the ground would say when to pull the release cord for the parachute.
Santa jumped out of the plane and started to fall when he reached a thousand feet the guy on the ground said ok pull the release cord now, Santa didn't take any notice and kept falling.
He got down to 500 feet and the guy on the ground said quick pull the cord you are getting close, but Santa just ignored him and kept falling.
He got down to 100 feet and the guy on the ground said quick pull the cord, Santa still ignored him.
He got down to 10 feet, the guy on the ground said this is your last chance you'll be killed if you don't pull the cord now.
Santa replied, "Thats ok. I can jump from here!!"


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akela

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MERA DARD..............

«Reply #1 on: September 16, 2004, 06:39:11 PM »

Three salesmen were bragging who is the best.

The first said, that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.

The second bragged he sold a HI-FI stereo system to a deaf man.

The third said he sold a Cuckoo clock to Santa.

The other two said, so what?

The third salesman added, "Along with the Cuckoo clock, I also sold him fifty kgs of bird seeds!!!!!"


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Pooja

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MERA DARD..............

«Reply #2 on: September 16, 2004, 06:55:43 PM »

:o :o :o :o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:


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akela

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MERA DARD..............

«Reply #3 on: September 16, 2004, 07:00:44 PM »

: What is the difference between a smart sardar and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs

• Santa, "I am a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta, "What is he studying?"
Santa, "He's not studying, they are studying him!"

Q. What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
A. The ones in the casinos are serious

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand"

• Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: "Do you believe in people?"

• Ravan decides to apologise to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly starres at Ram & can you guess whate he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu

Q: How does sardar kill a fish?
A: He drowns it


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Pooja

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MERA DARD..............

«Reply #4 on: September 16, 2004, 07:04:24 PM »


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