Mera Wala SMS !:SMS , mobile & JOKES

gammyind

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Hello To All !

I have been visiting yoindia for a long time but felt lazy to post anything.I need sms daily to send to my best friend but with yoindia I am never short of one.Basically I was thinking of opening a thread from a long time and finally doing it today.The messages I am posting is sent to me by my friends.

Note : I am not claiming in any way that the sms I will post is my creation and that they are not posted in any other forum or even this forum before.

Here is the first one...........

A man kills DEER (hiran) & cooks it & doesn't tell his kids wat it is.
He gives a Clue"its wat ur Mom calls me (dear)!".
Son screams:"Koi mat khana,KUTTA hai.


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gammyind

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«Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 05:15:55 PM »

An unbelievably false poem...

one fine morng in d middle of d nite.
2dead boys woke up2 fight.
Back2back they faced each othr took out their swords & shot each otherr
1deaf policeman heard d noise.& killed d 2dead boys
Believe this lie its really true
Ask d blind beggar he saw it too !


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gammyind

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«Reply #2 on: August 09, 2007, 05:38:25 PM »

Friendship doesn't get closer by meeting
but is only sweetened by thought.
I care for you in my own strange ways,
which u'll nvr know & i'll nvr show


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gammyind

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«Reply #3 on: August 09, 2007, 05:41:12 PM »

The happiest pe("._.")ple
Don’t have EVERYTHING in life.
they just make the BEST of EVERYTHNG
that life brings their way !
STAY HAPPY.
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Talat

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«Reply #4 on: August 09, 2007, 07:08:34 PM »

Nice ones Gammyind


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gammyind

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«Reply #5 on: August 10, 2007, 07:03:07 PM »

Thanks Talat !


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gammyind

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«Reply #6 on: August 10, 2007, 07:08:40 PM »

Very true :-
"The person who loves u more will fight with u more,
but when u drop a tear they will fight the world to Stop your tears"[/b]


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gammyind

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«Reply #7 on: August 10, 2007, 07:13:08 PM »

Ur a little something in this big world......
Can't be seen nor noticed !

But damn !

Its u who can't notice...
Dat ur a big somthing....
In my little world !


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Talat

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«Reply #8 on: August 10, 2007, 08:52:31 PM »

Nice


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gammyind

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«Reply #9 on: August 11, 2007, 05:54:38 PM »

Thanks talat.......

N A M A S K A R
Dharti par ho to ek sms bhejo,
Aasman mein ho to Barish bhejo,
Swarg mein ho to APSARA bhejo,
Agar nark mein ho to
ENJOY URSELF AND DON'T REPLY


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gammyind

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«Reply #10 on: August 11, 2007, 05:59:27 PM »

We love ourself
even after making many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others
for their small mistakes?
Strange but true.[/b]


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angel4u

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«Reply #11 on: August 11, 2007, 08:37:25 PM »

hey nice ones gammymind.
Really a very very very good start,
Keep Posting Usual Smile


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gammyind

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«Reply #12 on: August 12, 2007, 05:04:57 PM »

Thanks Alot Angel !

Sometimes the smallest of gestures go right to d heart..
*A smile from a stranger wen ü r lost in a crowd,
*An old friend calling from a distant land jus 2 say 'I Miss U',
*The touch of a mothers hand on ür brow when ür unable 2 sleep,
*A msg from a friend asking wats wrong wen ü thought no one noticed,
*A hand on ür shoulder wen it feels lik d world's against ü,
*An unexpected hug......................................

Really Sometimed its the tiniest of things that brings a smile..........


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gammyind

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«Reply #13 on: August 12, 2007, 05:09:15 PM »

Lucky is the man
who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman
who is the last love of a man.


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gammyind

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«Reply #14 on: August 12, 2007, 05:14:06 PM »

The whole problm with the world is that
fools are so certain of themselves.
But wiser people so full of doubts.


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