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Modern Heights,. {Haste Raho}

by Jaanasheen on February 27, 2009, 12:46:51 PM

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Azeem Azaad

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* Modern Heights*

1. What is height of *Fashion?*

A. Dhoti with a zip .

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2. What is height of *Secrecy? *

A. Offering blank visiting cards.

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3. What is height of Active* laziness?
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A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of *Craziness?*

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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5. What is height of *Forgetfulness?*

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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6. What is height of *Stupidity? *

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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7. What is height of *Honesty?*

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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8. What is height of *Suicide?*

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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9. What is height of *De-hydration?*

A. A cow giving milk powder.


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Azeem Azaad

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Mashhur Shayar

Rau: 14

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Gender: Male

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Re: Modern Heights,. {Haste Raho}

«Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 12:57:31 PM »

Beta : Papa papa aap ki shadi ho gaii?

Baap : Han beta

Beta : Kis se hui?

Baap : Bewakoof , tumhari mummy se hui hai.

Beta : Wah Papa Wah....... aap ne to ghar me hi setting kar li