Modified Dialogues....!

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1) Baaziger:

"Kuch pane ke liye bhi kuch khona padta hai, aur kuch pa kar khone wale ko Baziger kehte hain".

Bhaji-Ghar:

"Pet bharne ke liye kuchh khaana padta hai , aur kuchh khane ki cheezien bechne wali jagah ko Bhaji-Ghar kehte hain."


2) Mohabbatien:

"Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke , sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha"

Museebatien:

"Ek ladka tha pagal sa, ek moti pe woh marta tha ,nazrien chupa ke, dar dar ke , date pe jaya karta tha , kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , magar us moti se darta tha , jab bhi milta tha bechara mujh se poocha karta tha , " main chutkara kaise paoooon, main chutkara kaise paooon", aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha ("abe to aise lafron main padta hi kyun hai )"

3) Darr:

"kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Kiran"

Marr:

woh: "kkkkk" ,
samne wala: "kya bhai" ,
woh: "kkkkkkkk",
samne wala : "kya bhai kya ho gaya",
woh: "kkkkkkk",
samne wale ne thappad laga di, "kya kab se kkkkkkkkkk kar raha hai be"
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ha ha ha ha!!! Good creation!!! Bahoot khoob Rishi!!!!

coollllllllllllllllllllllllllll          

Bahoot Khoob Rishi ji...    

Mohabatein In An IT Company:--


Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........

Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............

Choree choree........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...

Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha...

Kuch aata nahee tha usko............
jane kaise deliver karta tha..............

Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...

Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ..............?

Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....

"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai.....

tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...." ~~~  ~~~

"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
 fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."

"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
 kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,

jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...

kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...

tururururururururu ru.......................  ~~~  ~~~

Very nice !!