:: more jokes on sardars... funny one liners... ::

by myheart_ursonly on January 26, 2005, 07:54:27 PM
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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai?"
Sardar: "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

:mrgreen:
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #1 on: January 26, 2005, 07:58:43 PM »
Man:sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: punjab.
Man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab

Shocked
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Pooja
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«Reply #2 on: January 26, 2005, 08:04:56 PM »
ha ha ha ha!!! Good one Amit!!!!
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: January 26, 2005, 08:08:39 PM »
lol pooj... one more..


Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: oh really?? what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying, they r studying him. :mrgreen: lol
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Pooja
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«Reply #4 on: January 26, 2005, 08:12:43 PM »
Shocked  :D  :D  :D
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #5 on: January 26, 2005, 08:19:56 PM »
Usual Smile

Banta's son:dad there is some one on the door to
collect donations for a swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #6 on: January 26, 2005, 08:27:15 PM »
One day Santa's little son called his father
"Dad Come here !"

Santa : "Oye mere lal tum kitni acchi english bolte ho..!!




acha agar mujhay bahar bhejna ho to kiya kahogay beta ?

Little Santa : "Mein bahar ja ker aap ko kahoonga, Dady Come here !"

Usual Smile
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Pooja
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«Reply #7 on: January 26, 2005, 08:29:49 PM »
Usual SmileUsual SmileUsual Smile
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desikuri
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«Reply #8 on: January 27, 2005, 12:33:03 PM »
wah wah

One Sardar go to Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh said first introductory question.
- 'what is your father name?'
Sardar misunderstanding and said 'Amitabhji
please give me a four option'
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #9 on: January 27, 2005, 12:53:55 PM »
Quote from: "desikuri"
wah wah

One Sardar go to Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh said first introductory question.
- 'what is your father name?'
Sardar misunderstanding and said 'Amitabhji
please give me a four option'


lol desikudi... cool one Usual Smile
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akela
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«Reply #10 on: January 27, 2005, 10:32:01 PM »
Usual Smile
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #11 on: January 28, 2005, 09:20:39 AM »
hee hee Usual Smile
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R.M. Dixit
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«Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 03:19:27 AM »
Quote from: myheart_ursonly on January 26, 2005, 07:54:27 PM
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai?"
Sardar: "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

:mrgreen:

              Very Nice Joke. Thanks.
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madhuwesh
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«Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 06:20:19 AM »
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very funny jokes,thanks for sharing.
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AbhiTamrakar
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«Reply #14 on: November 11, 2010, 08:11:07 AM »
hahahaha nice joke yaar..good one Amit ji~
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