Most STUPID questions

by richa_jain on July 30, 2013, 11:34:58 AM
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Most STUPID questions people
usually
ask
in obvious situations...
1. At movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't
you
know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my
feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try
again?
3. When i get woken up at
midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not.
You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid
fool ?
4. When they see me with shorter
hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's
shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land-
line
and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone
around
my neck...!!!
6.when I'm washing my car
neighbour: hey are you washing
it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that
it
grows
into a big bus.
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«Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 12:31:26 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: July 30, 2013, 12:36:58 PM »
very funny
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«Reply #3 on: July 30, 2013, 12:51:22 PM »
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #4 on: July 30, 2013, 10:16:47 PM »
Good.
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«Reply #5 on: July 31, 2013, 05:55:04 AM »
Quote from: richa_jain on July 30, 2013, 11:34:58 AM
Most STUPID questions people
usually
ask
in obvious situations...
1. At movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't
you
know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my
feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try
again?
3. When i get woken up at
midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa marry or not.
You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid
fool ?
4. When they see me with shorter
hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's
shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land-
line
and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone
around
my neck...!!!
6.when I'm washing my car
neighbour: hey are you washing
it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that
it
grows
into a big bus.




 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


  at lunch time some one enter into the house and says

   hey! are you eating

  reply comes, no just tasting it whether it is a poison icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower
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«Reply #6 on: July 31, 2013, 08:41:57 AM »
Quote from: Sheba on July 31, 2013, 05:55:04 AM


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


  at lunch time some one enter into the house and says

   hey! are you eating

  reply comes, no just tasting it whether it is a poison icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower
Quote from: Sheba on July 31, 2013, 05:55:04 AM


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


  at lunch time some one enter into the house and says

   hey! are you eating

  reply comes, no just tasting it whether it is a poison icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower icon_flower
nice one
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«Reply #7 on: July 31, 2013, 08:46:03 AM »
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«Reply #8 on: July 31, 2013, 09:13:49 AM »
funny
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«Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 01:20:54 PM »
Hillarious ones!
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