Mr Bean Jokes !!!

BRAIN TUMOR  

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.  
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)  
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?  
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?  
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?  
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!  


MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL  

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?  
Mr. Bean: 9  
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?  
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!  


WHILE IN A DRUG STORE  

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.  
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?  
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!  


AT AN ATM MACHINE  

Friend: What are you looking at?  
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.  
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?  
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!  


Marriage  

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?  
Mr. Bean: 16  
Friend: Why?  
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.  


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND  

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?  
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.  
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?  
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.  


DEATH OF HIS MOTHER  

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.  
Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder  
Friend: what now?  
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!  


MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING  

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.  
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.