Mr.Bean..!!

by nishita on April 19, 2005, 10:17:40 AM
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 Mr. BEAN  :wink:

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

 
glasses2 Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
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vikas2210
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«Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 10:24:04 AM »
very gooooooooood if stop slapping then may i ask u to write more ......................... lol................
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nishita
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«Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 10:28:09 AM »
Quote from: "vikas2210"
very gooooooooood if stop slapping then may i ask you to write more ......................... lol................



lolzzz tht i cant... thts my fav sport.. Winking
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vikas2210
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«Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 10:46:20 AM »
that person must be badly hurt by know give some breathing time.

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Talat
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«Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 12:02:04 PM »
hehehe Nishi !!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: good ones !!!!!!!!!
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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$
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«Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 12:49:33 PM »
nishi jee tusi te cha gaye jee :lol:  :lol:       .                       .               .
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NewYorker
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«Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 02:19:39 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .... :lol: :lol:  :lol:
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Suhas
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«Reply #7 on: April 20, 2005, 08:48:28 AM »
Nishita ji, can we get more.....................................?  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile  Usual Smile
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bond
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«Reply #8 on: April 20, 2005, 09:03:19 AM »
:D  :D  :D  :D  :D ......................lolzzz........good ones nishi
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~Rohan~
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«Reply #9 on: April 20, 2005, 09:57:53 AM »
lolzzzzz Nish's boyfrd Mr.bean :lol:  

AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

 gud one
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nishita
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«Reply #10 on: April 21, 2005, 12:30:13 PM »
Quote from: "~Rohan~"
lolzzzzz Nish's boyfrd Mr.bean :lol:  

AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

 gud one


thanks all ... Usual Smile
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vickyboss
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«Reply #11 on: April 24, 2005, 04:50:14 PM »
Quote from: "~Rohan~"
lolzzzzz Nish's boyfrd Mr.bean :lol:  

AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

 gud one
hi nishi very good job
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vickyboss
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«Reply #12 on: April 24, 2005, 04:53:55 PM »
hi nishi wat r u doing Huh?? wat abt u Huh?Huh?
urs joke r very funny  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
wat is ur mobile no.......
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