MUMBAI TAPORI GIVES AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A GIRL

by prannav on November 21, 2004, 06:56:20 AM
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HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL


Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,
    wajan 80 killo aur
    5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
    poora kasrat body !!!

    ......abhi wo bole to,
    kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
    settle hone ka maangta,
    isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
    paper me chaap riye la hai...

    Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
    bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
    kya hai naa baap,
    apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
 
    Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
    izzat se!
    Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...

    buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
    nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
    jaasti chada leta hai...

    Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
    Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
    patakha...
    thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
    kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
    saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..

    Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
    dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...

    apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
    banayinga...
    bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
    bohat kuch...

    Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
    nahi denga...

    Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
    koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
    han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
    Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
    dalenga.
    Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
    kya!
    Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
    Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
    ShanPatti Nagar,
    Hairan Gali No. 420,
    Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
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Meena
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«Reply #1 on: November 21, 2004, 12:23:32 PM »
hahaha to koi ladki mili kya janab?

 :lol:
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prannav
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«Reply #2 on: November 21, 2004, 01:05:27 PM »
ek ladki ne apuna ka ye ad padha to hai........

ab uske jawab ka intezaar hai !
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Meena
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«Reply #3 on: November 21, 2004, 01:17:09 PM »
hahaha jawab ka ya sandals ka

 :wink:
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prannav
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«Reply #4 on: November 21, 2004, 01:24:11 PM »
apun ko malumich tha sala.......

isiliye to apun ne akhbar me advt. diyela hai,

agar apun tumko pasand aayela hai toich apun se baat age badhane ka,

varna ......... sandals ka to apun ke paas dher padela hai,
vo apun ko nai mangata hai !
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Meena
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«Reply #5 on: November 21, 2004, 01:34:52 PM »
haha sandals sambal kar kyu rakhte ho? jo marta hai usse sharafat se wapas le jane ko bhi kaha karo na. females sandals ka kya karna apne?

 :wink:
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prannav
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«Reply #6 on: November 21, 2004, 02:32:54 PM »
ye kya baat hui..........

ek to sandal bhi khao, aur ulta samne se sharafat dikhake vo vapis bhi karo !

un sandals pe to apun ka hak banta hai ! Aakhir apun ki mehnat ki kamai hai bhidu !  :wink:
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Meena
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«Reply #7 on: November 21, 2004, 03:25:20 PM »
wah wah kya mehnat hai kyu. batao sandals ki factory kab khol rahe ho

 :wink:
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prannav
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«Reply #8 on: November 21, 2004, 03:29:46 PM »
bas life partner milne ki der hai,

usko apun business partner bhi bana dega
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sanju
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«Reply #9 on: November 21, 2004, 04:16:57 PM »
lolzzzzzzzzzz
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Pooja
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«Reply #10 on: November 22, 2004, 12:42:42 AM »
lozzz
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«Reply #11 on: November 22, 2004, 01:28:26 PM »
Quote from: "prannav"
Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,
    wajan 80 killo aur
    5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
    poora kasrat body !!!
    ......abhi wo bole to,
    kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
    settle hone ka maangta,
    isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
    paper me chaap riye la hai...
    Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
    bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
    kya hai naa baap,
    apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
     Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
    izzat se!
    Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
    buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
    nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
    jaasti chada leta hai...
    Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
    Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
    patakha...
    thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
    kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
    saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
    Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
    dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
    apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
    banayinga...
    bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
    bohat kuch...
    Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
    nahi denga...
    Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
    koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
    han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
    Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
    dalenga.
    Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
    kya!
    Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
    Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
    ShanPatti Nagar,
    Hairan Gali No. 420,
    Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.


oye tapori apun tere waaste dilli ki ek item dhoondi re, bole to ekdumm jhakaas maal, abi apun uska bio-data niche tap karela hai, tu jaldi se usse shadi bana dal, dono ki jori khoob jamegi baap, kasam dhande ki :lol:


Bio-Data

Name : Chameli

Address : Chandani Bar

Age : Sweet 16

Education : Bsc. in Family Planning

Experience : Ab tak chappan
 
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Talat
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«Reply #12 on: November 22, 2004, 02:48:41 PM »
Shocked :lol:
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Pooja
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«Reply #13 on: November 22, 2004, 03:44:56 PM »
~~~  yom  ~~~  //\\  yom
Bole to jhakasssss jawaab baap!!!!!!
 ~~~  yom  ~~~  //\\  yom
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«Reply #14 on: November 22, 2004, 03:59:35 PM »
:lol:  :lol:
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