Munna Bhai SMS Collection,.

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.
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«Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 07:23:12 AM »
Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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«Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 07:23:48 AM »
Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”
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«Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 07:24:14 AM »
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!
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«Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 07:27:14 AM »
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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«Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 07:31:53 AM »
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..
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«Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 07:33:05 AM »
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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«Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 07:33:25 AM »
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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«Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 07:34:11 AM »
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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«Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 07:38:21 AM »
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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«Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 07:39:20 AM »
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na
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«Reply #11 on: December 01, 2008, 07:44:34 AM »
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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«Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 07:48:51 AM »
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!
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«Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 07:49:27 AM »
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”
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«Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 07:56:21 AM »
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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