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NASA Interviewing Professionals to be sent to mars.

by sharmaarunkumar on September 09, 2004, 11:03:19 AM

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NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer,
was asked how much he wanted to
be paid for going."A million dollars", he answered,
"because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."

The next applicant, a Russian doctor,
was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars.
"I wish to give a million to my family,
he explained, "and leave the other million
for the advancement of medical research."

The last applicant was a Indian politician (Laloo Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted,
he whispered in the interviewer's ear,
"Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?"
the interviewer asked.

The Indian Politician replied,
$1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million,
and we'll give the American engineer
$1 million and send him to Mars." :lol: :D


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NASA Interviewing Professionals to be sent to mars.

«Reply #1 on: September 09, 2004, 02:57:00 PM »

ha ha ha ha ha......


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NASA Interviewing Professionals to be sent to mars.

«Reply #2 on: September 10, 2004, 06:46:55 AM »

Very cool creation ..


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NASA Interviewing Professionals to be sent to mars.

«Reply #3 on: September 11, 2004, 06:25:25 PM »

Thanks! pooja Ji! & Ricky Ji!

Hanstaa Chehraa Gulaab Ho Jaaye
Chhoo kar paani Sharab Ho jaaye!
Tum aise hi Hanste-Muskurate Raho Agar
Aaj Rat yeh Chaand, Aaftaab ho jaaye!


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