Naughty Joke,.

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland aske d the Priest beside  her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course, child! What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's
birthday. It's unopened, but it's well over the Customs limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' When they got to
Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
He replied, 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare.'
The official thought this answer was strange, so he asked, 'And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.
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«Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 05:08:13 AM »

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«Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 07:31:17 AM »
Yunhi Haste Muskuraate Raho,.
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«Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 05:52:09 AM »
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