Never Argue With Kids

by Sonia01 on November 12, 2008, 04:15:38 PM
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My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
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On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother."I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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«Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 05:07:44 PM »
very funny
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«Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 05:11:23 PM »
Ha ha ha ... Chooo Chweet... Usual Smile
Lovely Post Sonia..
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«Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 05:12:57 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Clapping Smiley
good sharing sonia
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«Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 05:19:54 PM »
Nice sharing Sonia
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